tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

(via intensional)

jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

(via communistbakery)

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh, via captainautumnofthehighseas)

wasblind-butnowisee:

And eventually you will.

(Source: fitblrholics, via playfully-mad)

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heauxmo:

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

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(via captainautumnofthehighseas)

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

(via femalerebell)

(Source: zaptap, via pokebae)

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