wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

(via laughing-llama)

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

(Source: 0925home, via okayseriouslynow)

Timestamp: 1412053432

apilotspilot:

biscuitmango:

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I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

Tyler is stitchimage

(via shamitomita)

rebelliousvisions:

College Daze. Pt.2
Sophomore Year: First Daze

(via rebelliousvisions)

Timestamp: 1412053394

sodomymcscurvylegs:

bootlegprecious:

versacekardashian:

toyota:

toyota:

Remember that time Laura Bozzo was talking to the ashes of this woman’s husband

& then the husband was not really dead, Laura brought him to the show & the younger girl (his other wife) fainted & then he said that he was in a car crash & had lost his memory so he didn’t remember any of the two women in the set. BUT THEN Laura told everyone that he was lying & he was not in a car crash & that he had not lost his memory. she said that he had sold his truck & gave the money to another wife he had ( a third family) and then she proceeded to show the video tape of him with his 3rd wife

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You can’t make this shit up, it’s glorious.

Spanish T.V. is on another level.

(via fortheloveofotps)

Timestamp: 1412053360
3,655 plays
  • Trackname:

    California Dreamin'
  • Artist:

    The Mamas and the Papas
  • Album:

    Chungking Express Soundtrack

toothpast:

turkeystuffer:

tatehorror:

Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours

that was as smooth as fuck

(via easilyhumored)

witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

(Source: yoncevevo, via happiest)

seachelsters:

starwobbles:

friendship love is so confusing
its like ‘hm yes id like to bring u flowers and compliment u and make u the happiest person on earth but no romo’

no romo

(via pornstarwars)

skvtevlldvy:

i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most

(via sorry)