confusedstagram:

why arent boobs called chest melons

(Source: splders, via seedy)

ageofsuperheroes:

This team up shot, this right here, this was EPIC!!!

(via johnn-watsonn)

Timestamp: 1406368456

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

(via kersedxxx)

carlospalmer:

instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:

  • word nerd
  • syntax whiplash
  • fuckin geek
  • speech preacher
  • punctuate infatuate-er
  • ~Lord English~
  • grAMMAR SLAMMER

(via wannabumpandgrindsincei)

majortvjunkie:

majortvjunkie:

Date night with my two favorite guys

BEN AND JERRY

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hahahaha

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I’m so fucking alone

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(via hollowedbottles)

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

(via intensional)

jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

(via communistbakery)